How fast can you stop?

Kinja'd!!! "aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
03/08/2017 at 13:32 • Filed to: None

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Imagine you’re driving down the road in your RHD car when all of a sudden BAM a giant stop sign appears out of nowhere. How quickly can you react?

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I am the usain bolt of stopping.

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DISCUSSION (38)


Kinja'd!!! CB > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
03/08/2017 at 13:35

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I am the mechanically enhanced Usian Bolt of stopping.


Kinja'd!!! aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > CB
03/08/2017 at 13:37

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i’m a borg

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Kinja'd!!! CB > CB
03/08/2017 at 13:37

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I am the Usian Bolt’s long-dead corpse of stopping.


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
03/08/2017 at 13:38

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The real trick would be to do it that fast without locking all the wheels.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
03/08/2017 at 13:38

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Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
03/08/2017 at 13:38

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Ha ha!

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Kinja'd!!! CB > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
03/08/2017 at 13:38

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I can keep kicking your arse all day, bud.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
03/08/2017 at 13:39

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I was trying not to “game it” by laser focusing on the screen. I tried to imagine me actually driving so I was kinda looking around, keeping my eyes generally on the road. it got my age pretty close. if i focus in like im expecting it, I get down to about 260 ms


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
03/08/2017 at 13:41

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BOOM


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > CB
03/08/2017 at 13:42

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suckit


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > OPPOsaurus WRX
03/08/2017 at 13:43

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You suck it. I have a lifetime’s worth experience of freaking the fuck out when a spider drops on me.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
03/08/2017 at 13:43

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Kinja'd!!! CB > OPPOsaurus WRX
03/08/2017 at 13:43

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I concede my defeat.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
03/08/2017 at 13:44

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Seems more or less dead on. I got a repeatable 22-25 years old, I’m 22. With a few mishaps.

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First run, I was looking for a sign at the side of the road.

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Missed the mouse key before I figured out space worked too

 


Kinja'd!!! random001 > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
03/08/2017 at 13:47

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I’m either an 18 year old cheerleader on a mt. dew bender, or a blind old person currently having a stroke, depending on which input method i try.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
03/08/2017 at 13:47

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With practice and finding the key that works best I got a couple of these too though

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Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Honeybunchesofgoats
03/08/2017 at 13:48

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While you’re driving? Burn the car


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Honeybunchesofgoats
03/08/2017 at 13:49

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i dunno man, with a reaction time that slow, the spiders gunna get you


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > Honeybunchesofgoats
03/08/2017 at 13:53

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Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
03/08/2017 at 13:54

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I’ve had that happen at least two times. The worst though is one I couldn’t even identify. One time I was driving with the window open and some HUGE bug landed on my neck. I instinctively grabbed it and threw it out the window. About ten seconds later, the reality of what had happened hit me and I wanted to crawl into a fetal position and cry. I don’t know what that thing was and I hope to never find out.


Kinja'd!!! AfromanGTO > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
03/08/2017 at 13:55

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Somehow I got 183. Maybe it’s because my GTO has huge brakes on it.

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Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
03/08/2017 at 13:57

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Did it 3x. Got 24, Not Human, and 20. I’m 22. Pretty close.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Honeybunchesofgoats
03/08/2017 at 13:59

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I like driving with the windows open but now I may just PL them shut...


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
03/08/2017 at 14:06

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Not to mention the stamina ;)


Kinja'd!!! aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Chariotoflove
03/08/2017 at 14:08

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Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
03/08/2017 at 14:11

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Thank you. I’m here all week.


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
03/08/2017 at 14:17

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I’d like to think that I assessed the situation before reacting, personally. It’s like going into Hogan’s Alley and NOT shooting the mom and the baby just because you have a gun.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > AfromanGTO
03/08/2017 at 14:18

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Yes, I really have nothing else better to do.

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Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
03/08/2017 at 14:20

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Interesting. When I use my mouse I’m a 40 year old. But when I use my keyboard I’m a 18-20 year old.

Obama hacked my mouse to delay my reactions to his virtual assassins.

#MOUSEGATE


Kinja'd!!! DrScientist > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
03/08/2017 at 14:39

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what is that a CVT? the rpms don’t go anywhere and the speedo keeps going up.


Kinja'd!!! AfromanGTO > Stapleface
03/08/2017 at 15:15

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Heck yeah buddy!


Kinja'd!!! Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > random001
03/08/2017 at 16:01

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yeah the fact that the input isn’t registered until you lift off the key (at least on my computer) makes it less how fast are you reacting and more how fast are you reacting and how fast you can physically click a button.


Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
03/08/2017 at 17:17

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Mic drop...........


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
03/09/2017 at 05:48

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292 ms


Kinja'd!!! You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
03/09/2017 at 11:26

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What do I win?


Kinja'd!!! You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Maxima Speed
03/09/2017 at 11:28

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Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of the awesome over here.


Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
03/09/2017 at 14:12

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Challenge accepted. :)


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > HammerheadFistpunch
03/09/2017 at 19:09

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Yeah, I was trying to make it realistic at first by looking ahead at the signs, because I thought that the stop sign was going to appear from behind a tree or something. It caught me off-guard with an initial age estimate of 32. Now that I know what to expect, I managed to squeeze out a 277 “inhuman” score.